when she texts first <3
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
Do you see a Dalek or a shower?
(Source: colorsand-promises)
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
arrest
you’re
you’re under arrest
for this joke
to the people who are following me
- thank you
- im sorry
(Source: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants)
blog every day as if you’d delete tomorrow
how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you
(Source: condommodel)
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
(Source: bobbymoynihan)
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
(Source: bobbymoynihan)